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The 21 Stages of a Friday Workday

September 8, 2017 Will Robins Comment(0)

You’ve been waiting all week, and it’s finally FRIDAY!

OMG

You are SO READY to get work out of the way.

Only a few measly emails stand between you and happy hour.

1. You roll into the office with your Friday swagger.

Oh yeah.

2. “Time to get everything out of the way!” you think.

3. But then you remember it’s Friday. So, like…

Nope. Never mind.

4. 9:15 isn’t too early for a social media interlude, right?

5. You’ve done some great time-wasting. It’s probably almost lunch!

6. Oh. 9:30.

7. Guess you’d better answer some of those emails.

8. Someone has emailed you an urgent request?! On Friday?!

AND THEY’VE CC’ED YOUR BOSS?!?

9. QUICK — DO SOMETHING AWESOME

10. Good work. It’s almost noon! Reward yourself with tasty noms.

Calories don’t count on Friday, so have some extra.

11. Oh dear. You’ve gone too far.

The food coma. It’s here.

12. And now it’s time for a meeting.

Then another.

And another.

13. You feel you’ve hit a wall.

14. YOU JUST WANT TO NAP SO BADLY.

15. But you have to pull yourself together, damn it!

16. YOU’VE GOT THIS. YOU ARE FIERCE.

17. Just get in your zone.

18. Get your shit DONE.

19. Everyone believes in you.

Especially Chuck Norris.

20. Soon enough, you’ll be out the door…

21. …and drunk enough to dance.

Happy Friday!

Will Robins

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