When the urge to subtweet is too great to bear, step back, take a deep breath and DM someone who’ll do it for you.
Good samaritan Corey Kindberg put out a call on his personal Twitter account for subtweets that people are too afraid to tweet themselves.
if you have a subtweet but don’t want to tweet it just DM it to me and i will tweet it for you
corey kindberg (@coreykindberg) June 5, 2017
With the cover of anonymity on their side, people flooded Kindberg’s message inbox with their unfiltered grievances.
The resulting thread is truly a delight to behold:
just because you’re sad and hate your job doesn’t give you the right to wear flip flops to work and make everyone else miserable
corey kindberg (@coreykindberg) June 5, 2017
why do you keep pretending to be an authority on all those things you aren’t an authority on???
corey kindberg (@coreykindberg) June 5, 2017
I should have known you were batshit when you had a weird obsession with Pride and Prejudice and refused to cuddle
corey kindberg (@coreykindberg) June 6, 2017
your music sucks please don’t quit your day job OH WAIT YOU DONT HAVE ONE
corey kindberg (@coreykindberg) June 6, 2017
you peaked early, and are in denial that you are no longer the shit or relevant #SAD
corey kindberg (@coreykindberg) June 6, 2017
No one gives a shit about your daughter’s wedding because we all hate you.
corey kindberg (@coreykindberg) June 6, 2017
Why tf would you have a three way with your cousin?
corey kindberg (@coreykindberg) June 6, 2017
No one gives a shit about your daughter’s wedding because we all hate you.
corey kindberg (@coreykindberg) June 6, 2017
The fact that you’re completely unqualified for your job shows in everything you do.
corey kindberg (@coreykindberg) June 6, 2017
Your tweets were so good until you got 200,000 new followers and decided to specialize in Basic Liberal Political Tweets.
corey kindberg (@coreykindberg) June 6, 2017
the reason you’ve never had a girlfriend is because you peaked in high school and you vape
corey kindberg (@coreykindberg) June 6, 2017
Buying an apartment is not a personality trait.
corey kindberg (@coreykindberg) June 6, 2017
We will never live together or get married because I really REALLY hate your dog.
corey kindberg (@coreykindberg) June 6, 2017
Thank you for your service, Kindberg.
Read more: http://mashable.com/2017/06/08/anonymous-subtweets/